ericevander:

There’s favorites?

Sure. I’ll make sure to wear a badge and a mustache so they know I’m the bad guy.

Of course.

Not that I have to worry much, since I’m a far superior actress and all. But I can’t help but to hope that I won’t frequently had to be the one to tell them no.

(Source: rachel-roars)

thegreatalexhunter:

And yet, still gorgeous. I can only imagine how well you’d wear a bed sheet.

Beautiful, as always, Twinkle.

Not very, actually. :I I’m not supposed to get up, but when it was time to go to the bathroom, I nearly fell flat on my face trying to get there.

Who made these things so big!? And I swear I shrunk another inch! -.-

Thanks, but I definitely don’t feel beautiful.

(Source: bluepenguin8d)

ericevander:

Ok, so what happens if you pack gold stars? We can easily show up with a packed sandwich. There’s no need to worry, baby. We’ve got this.

I can already tell you’re going to be the favorite. :I

When we have to play good cop, bad cop, can I at least be the good cop? D:

(Source: rachel-roars)

ericevander:

You won’t be.

You packed my lunch a lot of days when I had work and didn’t do any of those things. You don’t have to worry about it.

But I’ve read on it! It’s called baby brain! New mothers sometimes forget normal, every day things because of the added stress and pressures on their normal routines.

I read one about a mother who couldn’t spell her name, and ended up breaking down in line at the grocery store because she couldn’t sign her check to pay for her baby’s diapers! D:

The baby was crying, her phone was ringing with her husband trying to remind her to pick up the beef jerky he liked, and the people in like behind her were sighing and tapping their feet and it was horrible! 

(Source: rachel-roars)

ericevander:

She means engagement*. 

Right… future marriage. The future of our relationship. Making sure there’s a future and a marriage. Of course that’s what I meant.

(Source: rachel-roars)

ravenclaw-marley:

I’m sure you’ll be back to normal in no time.

Um, not really. Spending time with Logan. I don’t know what else.

What about you? Well, besides the baby coming..

Well, seeing as how my very near future will consist of nothing but burping, bottles, binkies and a baby… I’m pretty sure I won’t have much time to plan for a rigorous workout routine.

And other than trying to maintain a beauty sleep regime, and not allowing my marriage to fall through the cracks because of a new arrival like most new parents, my summer looks to be pretty much set in a nursery.

(Source: rachel-roars)

slicklogan:

How am I supposed to read invisible ink??

You’re not. That’s the point.

(Source: rachel-roars)

ravenclaw-marley:

I could understand that; I would be anxious, too.

I hadn’t really thought about that…

Luckily, you still have your figure.

Oh… well now you have.

So… any exciting plans? :)

(Source: rachel-roars)

ericevander:

They have us in their lives. It will be perfect for them because we will be there, too. I promise.

Yeah, still don’t believe you.

…What if I’m a horrid mother? O.O

What if I sign autographs instead of teachers notes and pack gold star stickers instead of celery sticks in their lunch boxes?! D:

Rude.

(Source: rachel-roars)